The
Pre-premiere Party
Coincidentally, the night
of the Premiere happened to also be Ivan's 21st Birthday.
Which was nice.
We laid on a veritable
banquet of food and polos,
and a hand-crafted cake by the muncher herself,
Catherine.
It's not minty, in case
you were wondering
Burn Polo, burn!!! Boba
would be proud
The Birthday boy himself
The
Premiere
Mr Fett and his Polo co-stars arrive at
the premiere in Churchill College in style
The mysterious Mr Fett greets
his fans
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The Polos steal the limelight
by performing
their much-practiced disco dancing routine
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"I taught him everything he
knows" - Boba's daddy puts on his
special hat for the big event
Good Polo Hunting star
Matt Damon remarks "I may be a genius, but I
can't even shoot straight. I'm nothing compared
to him"
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Yes, I loved it. I can't wait
for the sequel, The Rolos of Death.
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Tyra Banks - "I've not
been able to eat Polos since I heard about the
project. Mind you, I never eat anything
anyway"
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"We are not worthy of his
magnificence. Let's make him King of the World,
and join all nations unto each other in peace, united by
the Bounty Hunter supreme"
- Proud Scottish dignitary, pro-Scottish activist and
general Scottish bloke Sean Connery
makes a special trip from his Scottish home in the
Bahamas
to attend. Hope you brought your thermals, Sean
 Mr and Mrs
Showbiz take a break from making
movies to get some tips from a pro.
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 Shannon Elizabeth (famous for
getting her
kit off in American Mint Pie) poses with
some new friends in her fashionable new
outfit, available exclusively
from this website
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 The star's body guard keeps a
look-out
for anti-polo activists
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 Sir
Anthony Hopkins (or is it Richard Attenborough
- I always get them confused) is allowed out
of his padded cell to smell the minty air of
freedom
for a short while
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George "Errrr..." Clooney
came along too,
even though he's dropped to B-list celebrity status.
***EXCLUSIVE***
Here we can see the real reason for Tom
& Nicole's marriage break-up.
She may have arrived with Tom, but who did she
leave with?
He's a bit of a smoothie, don't you know.
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The
Aftermath
Well, as Jimmy Saville would say
"How's about that then?"
We never thought we'd be in for a prize let alone win.
Fifty quid and a cigar isn't bad for one night (and three
months preparation)
* Photos may be entirely made up or
digitally altered until they were unrecognisable.
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